(Desmond, Cedric, and Helen are in a coffee shop. Cedric and Helen are sitting at a table, looking uncomfortable. Desmond is cluelessly dragging a chair towards their table with a DRAG! sound and a very loud SCREEECH! sound. There are four other people sitting behind Desmond, all of whom are very surprised and uncomfortable. One woman is trying to read a book, a man is trying to type in his laptop, a second man is plugging his ear with his finger and spilling his coffee, and a second woman is closing her eyes and covering her ears)
Helen is thinking: “NOTE TO DESMOND: DRAGGING A METAL CHAIR ACROSS A TILE FLOOR IS VERY LOUD!”